BUREAU OF SUPERSTITIOUS COMPLIANCE
OPEN IT INDOORS ANYWAY
Everyone knows you're not supposed to. Press the button and find out exactly how not supposed to.
Press the button to open the umbrella indoors.
BAD LUCK ACCUMULATED
0
CERTIFIED MISFORTUNE UNITS
TIMES RISKED INDOORS0
COSMIC RETRIBUTION LIKELIHOOD0%
RETRIBUTION STATUSSTILL PENDING
